I know she's all remnanty and that at the time, but the scene where madam mist gives tanith a fucking arachnoid bukkake shot to the face is THE STUFF OF FUCKING NIGHTMARES.

You know how sometimes you feel bugs crawling on you but there are no bugs? Those are the ghosts of the bugs you've killed. You're welcome.

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There is a daddy long legs in the lounge that has been buzzing around and pissing me off ALL EVENING. Bitch, the fucking window is WIDE OPEN and you have neglected to take advantage. MOTHERFUCKING WARTIME UP, HOOKERS; somebody's about to get smashed in the face with a paper.

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OH MY GOD, THAT DAD FROM AMERICAN HORROR STORY IS SUCH A DICK! Pregnant wife tells you she was raped? TO THE CRAZY HOUSE FOR YOU! I think the most crazy thing the wife has done during the whole show was wait eight episodes before shooting that fucking asshole ( Read more... )

My brother is the sourest of all the Hegs. He got a parcel delievered yesterday, only we weren't in so they left a card, and today I walked all the way to the next village to collect it and then walked all the way back with it and put it on top of his wardrobe so his stupid cat wouldn't piss on it like he usually does, and when he got home he ( Read more... )

DUDES! Why did nobody tell me Beautiful Adrian Pasdar was going to be in Castle? What a bunch of sours you all are. Now I missed part two and I have to try and find it again and it's very bad ( Read more... )

If a bluebottle manages to find its way in through the barely-open window, why can't it find its way out again without bashing into everything and buzzing around like a fucking spacker? OH MY GOD STUPID FLY, GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HOUSE.

Oh dudes, I am watching the Buffy movie for the first time in like, ten years (seriously, the last time I watched it I still lived at home and it was on TV) and it's so random and campy and beautiful and it's totally making me want to watch the TV series again even though I just watched all of it* like a month ago. Like when they're interviewing ( Read more... )

Do you guys know why the 4400 is better than pretty much every sci-fi/fantasy/horror show ever? It's not because it has Billy Campbell bringing heaven to earth (if the suckfest that was Shark proved anything, it is that not even Billy Campbell can rescue a show that is otherwise dire) or because there's a character whose ability is the power to ( Read more... )

Tagged by thestorymakerA) People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs & replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves ( Read more... )